CUPS OF CAKE, MOTHERCUPPAS!!!
ALRIGHT! oh shit, caps. Well…now that I’ve got your attention…
This post is kinda like the red headed step child, it’s not exactly a cup of cake, it’s more like a thin mint style cookie that taaaaastes like a slice of cake. For real. They somehow infused bday cake into a cookie…And by they I mean:
Honestly, I have no idea how they did it. But somehow, someway- probably sorcery- they’ve managed to make a cookie a centimeter in height taste like a big ass piece of birthday cake. For reals.
Let’s take a closer look:
At first bite you’re met with the aromatic chocolate frosting and the undeniable scent of yellow cake. BUT IT’S A COOKIE, A COOOOoooOOOOokie.
I know. I know.
When you break off your first bite you’d think that equally nice taste of oreo filling would start the rollercoaster of taste but in fact…and I know this is getting redundant but that only means it’s like eating many pieces of cake….there is no oreo taste at all, it’s only BIRTHDAY CAKE!
What i’m trying to get at is this: Don’t fear ladies who love cake, we can now have 6 of those cookies and it not come even close in caloric content as a slice of wonderous cake but with ALL THE FLAVOR.
That’s like saying this one little ball of ground beef is like eating a filet mignon. This is some Willy Wonka bullshit up in here!
If you’re not making an excuse to go to the store right now to sniff out these freaks of dessert nature then I’m not sure you’ve read what is above- so let me, once last time, serve you a piece of brain cake: THERE ARE COOKIES THAT TASTE EXACTLY LIKE A SLICE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE.