And Counting. And How.
Today I celebrate 5 years with one man. If I were a Hollywood actress that would means 15 years, but I’m not so it’s just a measly five.
BUT FIVE YEARS! Hooooooooow did that happen?
I walked into a party half a decade ago and managed to fool a man with my feminine wiles. Now I have him doing our laundry, cooking our meals, cleaning the bath….room….wait….I do all those things. Hmph. What happened here? Five years and I haven’t trained him to be a my chore monkey?
Check back with me in another 5.
I LOVE YOU FRANK COPPOLA!