I have a certain person on my shoulder this afternoon stating quite aggressively that I should be raunchy up in here.
I thought I’d touched the raunchy line a few times, what with descriptive phrasing on Mr. Hipster Bulge and my horror at horribly written teen sex scenes. But it wasn’t enough for this grown man cherub in my ear.
You know who it was enough for?
MY FIFTY FOLLOWERS AND THE 2,025 VIEWS ON MY BLOG.
My blog is what it is and you’ve all been a part of it.
I hope to continue onward. I hope to gain more followers and views. I hope to leech your inner most hilariousness out of everyday and every post so that cynicism and wit is spread across AMERICA. That’s patriotism bitches.
Thanks for the support, fellas and ladies. Spread your knowledge of the “Girl Who Writes Words That Make Me Giggle” and we can take over the blogging world together. Hand in hand. Raunchy grown man cherub can come, too, if ya’ll don’t mind him talking about masterbation and using wipes during #2.