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I Was Just Wondering…

March 1, 2012

When did teenage-first time-sex scenes become so insanely NOT REAL!

Yes, I know it’s TV, Hollywood, make believe… But if you’re watching a show that tries to simulate real life for families, parents, teens and so on- having two teens standing face to face in a bedroom taking off items of clothing one by one while staring at each other to then MAKE LOVE just won’t do. Nor will that sappy ass music.

What’s the big deal showing an accurate portrayal of the hideously embarrassing first timers?

Don’t have music, have the chorus of drunk idiots down below shouting “Chug”.

Don’t have them undressing together, most of the time you’re in a car and can’t even maneuver to take clothing off.

The only thing that seems somewhat accurate is the fact most start missionary but that’s not because soft music is playing or you see the light looking into what’s-her-names eyes, it’s either an effect from too many sappy ass scenes on shows like the one I’m not mentioning (out sheer embarrassment of my liking it) or boys are actually too inexperienced to start out balls to the walls and get kinky.

I’m not a teenager anymore, I’ve been there, done that and don’t have a T-shirt because that would be weird. What I want to do is laugh at two idiots who think they’re in love trying to be all romantic only to coitus with jeans around his ankles and most of her clothes on because of the quick exit they might need to make. That is real, that would be awesome, and that would be worth watching. 

But it’s okay Parenthood, I forgive you.

FUCK! I just gave it away. Don’t judge.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Diane permalink
    March 1, 2012 11:37 am

    And add the supposedly “awkward moment” running into the Mom later, that just looked stupid.


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