Deep Fried Nose Bleed New Years.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN?
Let me start with apologizing for my absence, I was neck deep in southern activities and acclimating back to the hell hole in which I reside all the while mentally noting milestones in my two week vacation.
So what does YMWIK do on a two week vacation?
Start newest Dexter Season like we do every Christmas in Texas. (I will soon wonder why christmas evokes serial killer tendencies in me.)
More Dexter. And accurately predicting a plot detail
MORE DEXTER! and accurately predicting plot detail. Frankie grunts.
An hour wait at Roadhouse? Worth it, Sweet Tea Vodka jug and steak like butter.
TEXAS MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE!
Lil brother feeling like a man drinking with Frankie.
Lil brother miming drinking drunk but ended up looking like a Charades skit for gay porn. twice.
MOOOOOOORE DEXTER! and accurately predicting plot detail. Frankie in denial.
Dexter season finale. Awesome! Wait. Oh no. AWESOME. No. Little ew. But wait. AWESOME.
Christmas Eve dinner with the dad and family!
BLAAAAACK KEEEEYS TIX!!!!
New Sakroot bag!!!!! MONEY FOR KITCHEN APPLIANCES AND CLOTHES!
Holy Shit, is that my drunk dad?
TO THE MOMS!
Accordion soars as most unique Christmas gift!
Christmas Dinner Chefs: Caitlin, Mom and Me. Fuck.
Eye twitch but food smells great. Did I drink that whole bottle of wine?
Caitlin stop taking pictures of yourself.
Frankies Texas Chili Omelet is my only regret, one day chili omelet. One day.
Bye, bye Travis. **mega sad face**
Anarchy at Northpark Mall, apparently you can park on the lawn.
Forth Worth Stockyards, YEEHAAAW!
Unlimited beef ribs. I just burped thinking about it.
Candy store, Seesters treat!
A “cattle drive” that more resembled large dogs with horns going for a midday stroll.
Late night Telestrations with Ewin and Alex! Apparently I’m too literal. I Drink Pee much, Alex?
Goodbye Texas, Hello New York.
A day of rest and KITCHEN APPLIANCE SHOPPING!
A day of cleaning, rest and CLOTHES SHOPPING! (please see future I Can Has Style.)
Elegant New Years Eve Party with sparkly dresses, little bites of food and in home Karaoke!
Thank God we don’t make noise (cough, accordion, cough) on a daily basis, this Karaoke just got to Madison Square Garden level.
We put two of the most terrifying things for Rosie together to ring in the New Year, sticks that make loud noise. She was in the bathroom for hours.
Karaoke still going strong and see the last guests out by 3am.
Yesterday: the laziest day I’ve ever had without an ounce of guilt.
So there you go, effers. Feel free to tell me the best and worst of your Holiday (<—– Politically Correctness ya’ll!) season.
You Mean What I Know is back in full swing, so tighten those belts and dirty your mind for 2012!