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Thoughts, 3:30am Monday Insomniac

November 14, 2011

Yikes! (reaction to woman on Why Am I Still Single, the yikes should clear that question up for her.)

Who is the consumer buying a Trojan vibrator over the phone at 3:30am from an infomercial.

I want a baby food maker.

Raisin Bran.

What was that noise?

Radiator.

Maybe mouse.

No. Radiator.

People from PA have strange accents when they get mad.

Rerun of Trojan vibrator commercial reminds me I’m alone in my living room at 4:00 am.

Raisin Bran?

No, Erika.

What was that noise?

Definitely a mouse. I’ll get Rosie to kill it.

Rosie is sleeping. Fuck.

Radiator?

No, mouse.

Wonder what’s on HBO movies.

Zach Galifinakis.

Work has donuts on Monday.

Expenses when I get in. Ugh.

French bulldogs eat weird.

Hahahaha, Zach Galifinak—

(Nothingness)

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Diane permalink
    November 16, 2011 11:57 am

    How Why What???? HAHAHA!!!!!!

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