The Bran Boss
Cripsy flakes of oat goodness and plumped wrinkly things that in no way make you think of old balls, Raisin Bran ya’ll. It’s how we do’s it for breakfast up in this bitch. I figured since we’re all new here I should share some normal moments of my life so you don’t think I’m above you in any way. DON’T LOOK ME IN THE EYES!
Look at that shiny bran cereal, instead. Look at it. It’s the boss of bran, you don’t eff with this oatrosity. You stick a gun in the face of this bran cereal trying to mug its nutrients and you’ll get a raisin in yo’ eye. Raisin Bran is clear on its policy, don’t f*** with me. It’s written clearly on every flake.